coldwarkids2:

straight people are so weird every time two queer people are near each other theyre like ARE YOU DATING and everytime a boy and a girl are near each other theyre like ARE YOU DATING and every time two genderless void creatures from The Beyond are near each other theyre like ARE Y

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slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

i meanimage

can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Ayyyyygender

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Ayyyyygender


tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

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qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

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i-lost-my-password:

wolf—biter:

turntechbuttsex:

#FiveNightsAtFreddy’s

YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

i-lost-my-password:

wolf—biter:

turntechbuttsex:

#FiveNightsAtFreddy’s

YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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animedavidbowie:

Egalitarian? No. You misheard me. I’m an eagletarian. I believe in eagles for everyone. Everyone should get an eagle. I don’t care who you are you just need an eagle right now ma’am. This is true equality.


I hate musicals. They’re always too cheerful and happy and unrealistic.
person who has never actually seen a musical (via godlesssondheimite)

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