my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels

image

(via thegoatking)


(via zachsgay)


ermerlier:

yougobro:

So only home girl from frozen can turn up

There’s is nothing I don’t love about that sentence

(via condom)


vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

(via dannydevitoe)


whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

(via niturbugul)


thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

(via hi)


crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world.

(via punkprep)


Imagine All Star People

contratlanticism:

hannahriann:

neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

beautiful


englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

(via peachwesker)


ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

image

(via pizza)